If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Janet Evanovich
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I'd shoot her. I'd shoot her in the heart and then I'd shoot her some more."This refers to the fact that if your girlfriend isn't your grandmother, then she is 'old'. And, while it's no crime to be old, if you're dating someone who isn't your grandmother, then you're breaking the law.

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